Greetings and thank you for stopping buy, you were probably mislead by either my free offers for either cash or dog weight loss programs but since you’re here anyway you might as well stay and read my incredibly interesting story.

I’m the author of The Wedding Gift the tale of a small town beauty queen who marries up and is then stuck living in hell house. But to find out more about that you can just read the excerpt. For now I’ll explain the writing process. Like all writers I am unemployed and likely to stay that way, further I am pathologically lazy and wanted to find something I could do which allowed me to stay in bed all day, this seemed like a better choice than the obvious alternative. But what to write?

Well I like love stories but not sappy ones, and I like vampires but really the field is getting a little crowded besides how many people do any of you know who have actually met a vampire? I thought not, but ghosts? I think everyone either has their own ghost story or knows someone who does, and I’m no different. I set my book in the south because my grandmother came from there and I love that part of the country. I made my heroine a crazy beauty queen because I didn’t think my story especially the romance part would appeal to a lot of people if it was about a seven hundred pound ninety year old woman in love with a young Brad Pitt look alike, I mean I don’t write or read science fiction!

I have no idea if there is a single person alive who might find my personal life interesting but just in case here is my autobiography: I was raised by wolves which makes telling people the truth about my age impossible as everyone knows wolves suffer from an inability to tell their real age. I am pretty normal, I like nuclear waste facilities, pretending to be invisible and talking about various different subjects as long as its about me. I have a rare medical condition called Irish Bulimia, which in a nutshell means that I overeat and then forget to vomit afterwards. Where do I see myself in five years? Now there’s an interesting question, and I’m pretty sure the answer is the couch, I’ve been contemplating moving from my bed to the couch now for several months as the couch is much closer to the refrigerator.

Other than that I don’t think there is much to say, but I do like to hear from people as long as they are writing with lavish compliments and new cake recipes. Meantime, Happy New Year everybody.

 

Kathleen Mckenna